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nasty-gyalxxx:

tarynel:

euro-trotter:

starslicer:

black-krystal-balls:

I was eating with my friend and her boyfriend. I notice something in her hair and i was like “aye, there is something in your hair girl” and she was like “oh can you get it out fo me?” I leaned in

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….i smell shit coming from her hair and i saw a piece of shit in her hair. 

Long story short. Her boyfriend has a fetish of feces.

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nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

Is she white? Lmfao

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This is one of the most dirtiest things I read on tumblr.

suruberry:

Ain’t it wild that Azealia opens her mouth when she don’t need to but on the DAY of her album leak, she quiet as fuck.

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just from watching the trailer of lhhatl i feel like nikko set mimi up with the sex tape.You can tell he never thought about the fact she got a daughter and/or how  stevie j going to react.I know Stevie J not going to let Mimi live this down. 

he was plotting to make a sex tape and expose it for profit. tbh mimi had no choice but to make a deal for the sex tape (if its going to be exposed better off making money off it).

You can’t say  ”NO I’m not black, I’m black and (insert race/ethnicity)” because, it sounds like you denying your blackness and highlighting the fact your mixed.

Better to say YES I’m black and (insert race/ethnicity) it shows you not trying to put other race/ethnicity above your blackness.

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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Why Mrs. Potato Head look like Nene Leakes in the new Lay’s commercial?

deezyville:

thephrenology:

nightmaresyndrome:

shylalen:

og-wan-kenobi:

asigrow:

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Father god

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YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

Why Mrs. Potato Head look like Nene Leakes in the new Lay’s commercial?

deezyville:

thephrenology:

nightmaresyndrome:

shylalen:

og-wan-kenobi:

asigrow:

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Father god

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YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

miucciapet:

you: april fools!

me: square up!

pink-vulva:

one of my fav moments in life is when ur making out with a nigga and it feels so good to have him kissing u and gripping ur booty meat that u feel dizzy and delirious and his mouth and body is the only thing that matters to u in that lil moment and u so consumed with this nigga that u feel like u gone pass out. 

pink-vulva:

there’s so much pressure in the spring to plan out ur hoe looks for the summa. 

pink-vulva:

there’s so much pressure in the spring to plan out ur hoe looks for the summa. 

pink-vulva:

if baby girl wanna be a hoe who are u to tell her she can’t! LET HER LIVE HER LIFE. don’t police her sexuality u emma nelson ass bitch. 

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

kingjaffejoffer:

chellzisyeezus:

arandomwhitedude:

bein a side bitch is fun af cuz you get to set here n laugh when ol boy makes posts on facebook like “love my girl to death, she’s so amazing to me” and you gotta fight real hard to not be aint shit in the comments

LOL @ this cuz side bitches don’t get added on Facebook

bolded for truth. 

nostalgiaultra:

djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk:

harrystylesdildo:

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!